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Old December 12th, 2003, 07:16 AM   #1
Eric (Plug Guy)
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Friday Funnies....

Sorry to report this obituary....

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great American icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. .. He was 71.

The doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours and long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, even still, he was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the and, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Old December 12th, 2003, 09:38 AM   #2
Kevin C. (Saratoga, CA)
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Doh! *NM*

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Old December 12th, 2003, 09:38 AM   #3
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Re: Friday Funnies....

Very funny, thanks E! Glad to see the "Xday Funnies" tradition continues.

By the way - it should be "350 degrees for about 20 minutes."

Note to Tom M: how does one go about editing their posts here?
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Old December 12th, 2003, 10:17 AM   #4
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If he dies of a yeast infection, does that mean...

he was a girl in a boy's body?
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Old December 12th, 2003, 11:07 AM   #5
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Re: how does one go about editing their posts here?

You don't with the version of BBS we currently run. But wait a couple of days... there's a surprise on the way.
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